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2022 Imgur Update: Some hairs do not have all-color swatches shown, only turnarounds, because for some reason Imgur does not want to keep four specific images online. I do not know what is happening or why. Swatches ARE included in the download files.

Behind the cut lurk twenty-six hairs for your downloading pleasure. Because I have a massive hair dump for you guys tonight, I decided to divide by the sort of Sim I took pictures of. This is the Normal Male post, and all the pictures are of Tanner. Even when he looks kind of stupid in a particular hair.

Since there are a zillion downloads inside the cut, the boilerplate goes outside the cut, so...

NO PAYSITES. Mesh creators' policies may vary, my policy says I want a cut (like that would ever happen), but Pooklet says no and these are Pooklet's actions. So no paysites.

PRAISE BE UNTO: Melodie9, DJMur3, Jessy, Newsea, SAU MYOS, Lidiqnata, 8K Sims, Helga, Marko, and Trapping for meshes, Nouk and Aquilegia for meshes AND textures, Ja for that curved bit I use on so many things, Lyn for making sure I had a working copy of Photoshop, Pooklet for making sure Project Mayhem worked with my copy of Photoshop (and for their textures), my lovely donors who make sure I can keep my photos online (which lets me post hair dumps at all), and you lot for your comments and support (and I totally consider racking up downloads to be support).

HEY LISTEN! Meshes are included unless otherwise noted. Swatches are included in the zip files, everything is compressorized. Poly counts may vary; I've started adding poly counts to the dump info (but I always manage to look at the poly count AFTER recoloring the hair). Elders go gray, but you also get Time Bomb in the custom bin, just in case Primer isn't platinum enough for you. All female hairs are maternity-wear enabled from teen and up, and all male hairs from YA and up, to stop the weird hair disappearing act that happens if you don't have a Pregnant Sims Wear Any Outfit hack (but why wouldn't you?).

ANNOYING THINGS I DO: Because I credit everybody in them, my folder and file names are stupidly long. Feel free to shorten one, the other, or both as you please-- better you edit them to suit your needs than I just name everything [COLOR NAME] and cheese everybody off, right? Also, each hair color has an elder gray attached instead of only black. Feel free to re-bin everything and cut out the extra grays, or only use one family but swap out textures so your elders have some variety, whatever. Likewise, I bin using Pooklet's original scheme, because it's a nice easy default. I totally do not care if you re-bin things to suit your own tastes (but hey, every hair has a gray attached in case you need it!), and neither does Pooklet, so do whatever makes you happy, binning-wise.

EVEN MORE ANNOYING: Everybody sees a hair dump, so...







Wanna help me feed my cats?


In case you feel like dropping me a buck or two, should you have a buck or two to spare. Donors get two things at the moment: a) a link to the Super Secret Cat Gallery, full of pictures of the cats you'll be feeding, updated sporadically when the cats do something photogenic and I'm fast enough on the trigger to catch it, and b) a link to the list of content I have done-but-not-screencapped, nearly done, partly done, or in the planning stages, and the option to suggest what ought to be in the next batch of things I focus on.

Yes, if you want to do the unnaturals, please feel free to do the unnaturals. I have no plans to do so. Just remember to credit properly-- I tend to use Nouk's waves, FR's braid, and a chunk of curve I stole off Ja's Uni ponytail default, but anyone I credit, you should credit.

If you spot any broken links or other idiocy, please let me know!

There are twenty-six large pics behind the cut, cats and kittens. Dial-up users beware.




Act Your Age
DJMur3 All-Ages PU Simple, Male/Aquilegia textures/Pooklet's actions
812
Toddler-Elder
Male
This one looks kinda doofy on adults, I'll admit that right off. (There's a female version, yes. Next entry. It looks better.) However, I recolored it because I felt like I needed more hairs that looked good (natural, Medieval, boyish) on little boys.
ON A KID
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Cupidon L'action
*deep breath* Basegame Puff/Closecrop with EA Cupid curls done for all ages by Unseelie Sidhe/Maxis textures/Pooklet's actions
Poly count is probably low, these are Maxis meshes.
Toddler-Elder
Male
I tweaked this one-- I darkened the alpha, so you can't see as much skin, and lightened the bump map-- which was originally just a copy of the alpha. But that's all I did to it besides throw Pooklet's actions on it. The title is... half Maxis, half Eddie Izzard. There's a statue called the Action Cherub. That and Izzard's "Je suis un travesti executif-- un travesti l'action," kept chasing each other around my head while I was trying to come up with a name for this hair.
TURNAROUND
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Even Enough
Newsea YU002M/Pooklet textures/Pooklet's actions
12180, goddamn, Newsea.
Toddler-Elder
Male
I've really got to start checking poly counts before I recolor. My rule is, if I know something is over ten thousand polys, it has to be either awesome, unique, or both for me to leave it in my game. Sure, my computer can handle it, but... it's the principle of the thing.
TURNAROUND
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Father To His People
Nouk Long Wavy FtM by Jessy/Nouk textures/Pooklet's actions
3082
Toddler-Elder
Male
Oh my god you guys. Okay, I know I've already done Lidiqnata's FtM version of Longwavy, but look at that thing. LOOK at that glorious THING. Naming this one was hard, because I was spoiled for choice. Restoration, James Hook, Merry Monarch... Look at that thing, that is the perfect Golden Age of Piracy King Charles hair. (The name is from something Nell Gwynn is supposed to have said about King Charles. In response to "The king should be a father to his people," the king's witty mistress replied, "Well, a lot of them, anyway.")
FRONT | TURNAROUNDK
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Get Your Ears Lowered
SAU MYOS M23/Pooklet textures/Pooklet's actions
3086
Toddler-Elder
Male
I actually kind of hate it when my dad says that it's time to get your ears lowered when you kinda need a haircut.
TURNAROUND
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Goblin Prince
Lidiqnata Silver, Male/Pooklet textures/Pooklet's actions
4340
Child-Elder
Male
The female version has a toddler age. I don't know why the male version doesn't.
TURNAROUND
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Great Thinker
Basegame Peak/Aquilegia textures/Pooklet's actions
Maxis mesh, probably low poly
Young Adult-Elder
Male
Here begins a little section I like to call Bald of Awesome. MOAR RECEEDING HAIRLINES. Just because adding graying versions to my hairs would double the size of my hair folder doesn't mean I have to avoid ALL signs of hair-based aging. (The name is from an old joke-- when a man goes bald on the top of his head, he's a great lover. When he goes bald on the front of his head, he's a great thinker. When he's bald on the top and the front of his head, he thinks he's a great lover.)
TURNAROUND
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Very Natural
Basegame Combover/Aquilegia textures/Pooklet's actions
Another Maxis mesh; low
Young Adult-Elder
Male
Bald of Awesome 2! For the Sim who just can't accept reality, there is the combover. Yes, I am in fact mean enough to do this to Young Adults.
TOP VIEW | TURNAROUND
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Make It So
Basegame Semibald/Aquilegia textures/Pooklet's actions
Probably lower than Very Natural
Young Adult-Elder
Male
Bald of Awesome 3! When Patrick Stewart was in his early twenties, he started going bald. He was convinced it was the end of his career as an actor and his social life. Then his roommate at the time tackled him, keeping him pinned while his wife shaved his head. Or so TV Tropes tells me.
Turnaround
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Rule One
Bon Voyage Baldancient/Ja textures/Pooklet's actions
Low, but mysterious.
Young Adult-Elder
Male
REQUIRES BON VOYAGE
Bald of Awesome 4! Lu-Tze is one of the Monks of Time in the Discworld novels, a master of Deja Fu (the feeling that you have been kicked in the head like this before), and creator of Rule One: Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man.
TURNAROUND
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For more awesome baldness, check out this link for shaved heads and this link for shiny cue-ball baldness.

And now back to our regularly scheduled 'more hair than skin' downloads.


Haystack
Melodie9 All-Ages Teen Style Stuff Surfer/Ja textures/Pooklet's actions
1204
Toddler-Elder
Male
REQUIRES TEEN STYLE STUFF
Because not everybody gets perfectly glossy shiny hair, right?
FRONT | TURNAROUND
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He Plays The Violin
Aquilegia Scholar's Tail, Male/Aquilegia and Ja textures/Pooklet's actions
510
Child-Elder
Male
A good hair for any period involving longish hair on men. I stole the name from a song in 1776.
TURNAROUND
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Huntsman II Redux
Melodie9 All-Ages Uni Ponytail/Ja textures/Pooklet's actions
1343
Toddler-Elder
Male
This one comes with an old swatch, but you can see the changes right up there-- it's one of the eleven hairs I wanted to re-do. I've since fixed that little frazzled spot in the back of the head, and having it there on the mesh I stole the textures from was driving me kinda crazy.
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It's Always Like That
Melodie9 All Ages Basegame Shortcenterspike, Aquilegia edit/Aquilegia textures/Pooklet's actions
610
Toddler-Elder
Male
I am actually highly unlikely to use this hair, but hey, I did it, and now you can use it!
TURNAROUND
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Just Add Water
Melodie9 All-Ages Shortslick FtM by Aquilegia/Softened Maxis textures/Pooklet's actions
186 (holy shit!)
Toddler-Elder
Male
Because this one looked too awesome to leave it to the girls, and Aquilegia is a SAINT I tell you. (There will be a Saint Aquilegia when my game gets going.)
TURNAROUND
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Playing The Fool
Melodie9 All Ages Basegame Ricebowl/Pooklet textures/Pooklet's actions
1041
Toddler-Elder
Male
Okay okay okay, I know it looks a little goofy on adults. But I don't mind that, and it looks very period on toddlers and teens (it was originally only for children). So I can find uses for it!
TURNAROUND
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Quick Fix
Melodie9 All Ages Basegame Shortpony (undercut ponytail), Aquilegia Edit/Pooklet textures/Pooklet's actions
519
Toddler-Elder
Male
This was that one ponytail from the basegame that was close-cut along the sides and back (Aquilegia's default replacement used a shaved alpha), but I said to myself, I said, "If I could manage to turn that into just a short, high ponytail..." The texture isn't perfect, because of how the mesh is shaped, but-- it looks like just kind of scooping the hair up off the neck. Works for me.
TURNAROUND
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Quite Reasonable
Melodie9 All-Ages Basegame Shortcombed/Aquilegia textures/Pooklet's actions
984
Toddler-Elder
Male
Men need simple, manly hairs in all the colors. All the colors ever. Even if I only use Pooklet's anymore.
TURNAROUND
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Rakishly Raked
8K Sims M07/Pooklet textures/Pooklet's actions
6432
Toddler-Elder
Male
This dump seems to be full of toddler-elder hairs, for the most part. I like that. Toddlers have fewer good hairstyles than men do.
TURNAROUND
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Rumpled
Melodie9 All-Ages Basegame Messy/Nouk textures by Aquilegia/Pooklet's actions
2172
Toddler-Elder
Male
I really like this one. These, like so many of my basegame hairs in this series, are Aquilegia's default replacement textures, and dang if they aren't just awesome. Like, Discovery Channel Boom De Yada just awesome.
FRONT | TURNAROUND
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Sheer Normalcy
Melodie9 All Ages Basegame Shortsimple, Aquilegia Edit/Aquilegia textures/Pooklet's actions
570
Toddler-Elder
Male
This one turned out kind of dark. (And was also just recolored on GoS, but I'm not sure if that was on this mesh.) Not sure what I think of it, but it's a darned versatile mesh.
TURNAROUND
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Team Tarvek, Redux
Helga M02/Pooklet textures/Pooklet's actions
6148
Teen-Elder
Male
I'll admit right now, the Explosive color on the original Team Tarvek is closer to Tarvek's hair color... but this one keeps truer to Pooklet's colors, because I retextured it instead of just running the actions over it. You can totally keep both, as you can with any of my do-overs. Not sure why you'd want to, but you can.
TURNAROUND
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The Lord Wright
Melodie9 All-Ages Basegame Will, Aquilegia Edit/Ja textures/Pooklet's actions
1228
Toddler-Elder
Male
Morgaine, you're influencing how I name my hairs again! Still, I actually really like this one, dorky though it may be. It looks light on product, which is always a bonus, and using Ja's curved bits of texture really worked here, I think.
FRONT | TURNAROUND
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Valiant
Marko Devilshaircut/Pooklet textures/Pooklet's actions
1432
Teen-Elder
Male
This one is like what would happen if you took the Uni long male hair and cut four-to-six inches off of it. I probably should've doubled the texture size, but I'm not unhappy with it.
TURNAROUND
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Vast Improvement
Aquilegia DEFAULT REPLACEMENT Basegame Mullet/Aquilegia textures/Pooklet's actions
362
Young Adult-Elder
Male
Okay, first things first, the mesh for this one includes a DEFAULT REPLACEMENT for the basegame mullet/DJ hair. It will REPLACE the original mullet/DJ hair with the Dynamite, Depth Charge, Volatile, and Pyrotechnic colors above. If you have any other replacements for the mullet/DJ hair, you'll have to choose between this and them. (Bonus to this one, though-- it works with the texture-referencing Castaway Stories hats from MATY.) DEFAULT REPLACEMENT, and then recolors of same. Choose wisely.
TURNAROUND
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Youngest Son Wins
Trapping TS3 Bob Male/Pooklet textures/Pooklet's actions
2219
Toddler-Elder
Male
You know how it goes in fairy tales. The king has three sons. The woodcutter has seven sons. The miller has three sons. Who's going to end up awesome? The youngest son.
TURNAROUND
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Date: 2011-08-18 11:16 am (UTC)
skywookiee: (Default)
From: [personal profile] skywookiee
Thank you! That "Youngest Son" TS3 hair is one of my favourites ever!

Date: 2011-08-18 11:42 am (UTC)
nimi: Pernilla (Default)
From: [personal profile] nimi
One tiny thing that I noticed: "Great Thinker" (first in the Bald of Awesome Series) still says "HAIR NAME" under the swatch picture.

Other than that... omnomnom very wonderful thank you! Every hair dump you make, nudges me more to convert to Pooklet textures.
I also would like to say thank you for the information you keep giving about hair and headwear in medieval times (the coif bit this time was super interesting), and for the entertainment in all your posts. I like your style of writing. Don't know why; I just do. :)

Date: 2011-08-18 12:12 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] andlani
"Rule One" has wrong link to download

Date: 2011-08-18 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalynn06.livejournal.com
My download folder kind of hates you right now, but I love these hairs :). And yay for more male hairs! I want Haystack so much, which is tempting me for the first time since its release to install TSS.

Date: 2011-08-18 06:30 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] eefje00704
Starting to get a mediafire overdose, but on to part 3!

Date: 2011-08-18 07:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lalabubus
Oh, do you have to spoil me like that? :p

Thank you so much for all hair dumps you put up lately.

Date: 2011-08-19 02:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lalabubus
I hope you're enjoying being spoiled, though!

Of course :).


I forgot to say - I am also very thankful to you for the hair like Make It So or Very Natural - that kind of hair is usually unattractive and neglected in recoloring/retexturing practice.

Date: 2011-08-18 08:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] morgaine2005.wordpress.com
My computer is going to hate me. Absolutely, completely and totally hate me.

But I don't care!!

The hairs are of course awesome, and the names made me giggle. And with that new hair you did ... the Lord Wright might just have to make a cameo appearance one of these days. ;)

Thank you!!

Date: 2011-08-19 02:13 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] columnar
Yay :D I downloaded a couple of the really simple men's hairs. They'll be so useful! Thank you!

Big, BIG Thanks!!

Date: 2011-08-19 04:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] nonni_noodles
I am so delighted to see this new Hair Dump and very grateful for your hard work.

Date: 2011-08-20 01:14 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] digitaldollies
I know it says Medieval on the tin but, I like them for just everyday use. Thanks once more.

Date: 2011-08-26 11:39 pm (UTC)
maranatah: (pingu)
From: [personal profile] maranatah
Thanks so much for sharing these! :)

Playing the Fool (Rice Bowl haircut)

Date: 2012-02-28 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] pykkadilly
I found this VERY late...I remember crying on my fellow PBK denizens' shoulders because I was jonesing for a decent-looking rice bowl cut for my noble males...and here you had it all this time! (As well as many other yummy cuts for my less-noble menfolk in Dillydale!)

THEY SHALL PAY FOR KEEPING YOU FROM ME!!!

ahem.

Okay...they shall have to wait patiently for Dillydale updates until I'm done pillaging your Hair Dumps.

Thank you VERY much for all of your lovely work!

8)

Date: 2012-04-05 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I keep having Mediafire issues with "He Plays a Violin". I REALLY love that hair and it would go perfectly with my "Colonial Williamsburg Project". All the other downloads work fine. It's weird. It's just this one that won't let me download it. I keep getting the "Oops!" error. It'll refresh itself on its own and start again. Then it would have that "Oops!" error again. It's a repeating, continuing cycle. :/ I must have this hair. :3 It's perfect! lol

Sincerely,
Edorenel

Date: 2012-04-05 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Nope! Scratch that. :( I'm having the same issues with a few of the Mediafire links for this hair dump. Nuuu!!! Sad Panda face. :(

Date: 2015-08-20 11:28 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I know it's been 4 years since you uploaded these but... I can't find the hair in the game. I download "The Great Thinker", colour Dynamite, put in the Mods/Packages folder, and I can't see it... I also tried in accessories, thiking it was maybe just a mesh but I can't find it there either... Do you need a particular expansion pack in order to find your hairs? They look wonderful and I really wish I could use them! Thanks!

Problem solved--- sort of

Date: 2015-08-30 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Problem solved... sort of.

It was my fault, I thought this was for The Sims 3.
I came here through Google, and in this page not once is mentioned "the sims 2", and I just assumed it was stuff for TS3.

Thank you so much anyway for replying, you've been very kind and you're definitely a talented creator. Keep up the good work, in whichever game you work on.

Spoiled Rotten

Date: 2016-03-10 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hat, I am not a big poster around the community, but sometimes I MUST speak up. You have spoiled me for all other hairs on offer everywhere!

Thank you for making my game so much more enjoyable.

The maxis recolors? Wow. Now I can use the hairs I
"kind of like, if only," and now my men can bald in the same shade they have had their whole lives!

Wonderful work!

Date: 2017-01-17 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"It's Always Like That" toddler age doesn't show up, it just displays the toddler afro from the base game in bodyshop, and an empty back of the head in game. I have the mesh in, it just doesn't appear the toddler textures are actually linked to the mesh.

mesh mixup

Date: 2019-12-18 08:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] nottakenaway
I have the same issue as anonymous, and I think I figured out why: 'shortspikeybaby' and 'shortspikeyboy' are not the meshes for Shortcenterspike, 'wakingbaby' is the mesh name for the toddler conversion of Shortcenterspike (a hair which already has child stage by default). I'm not sure how to connect the existing recolors to the correct mesh.

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