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hat_plays_sims) wrote2014-03-03 01:00 am
hat_plays_sims) wrote2014-03-03 01:00 am
Picspam: Further Adventures of Horrible People
I keep taking and cropping pics to entertain one of my long-term partners-in-crime, and I'm bored and procrastinating taking the garbage out, so I must clearly post tons of pictures of Sims being Sims with occasional goofy captions. Beware for occasional nudity with strategically placed... all kinds of things.
Adventures In...
Bathing! I've got a 'sponge bath on every sink' mod from somewhere, and Sims totally do not care about privacy if you put one of those floor dividers up. Blocks crying babies, blasting stereos, woohooing couples, and bathing pirate captains.
The lump in the bed is Blackmist.
Snuggling! None of them are very nice but gosh they're cuddly.
See? Cuddly.
Nudity! Bounce suspects she's made a horrible mistake.
But you know, whatever, mistakes are fun.
Adventures in Gainful Employment! Echo'son in a horse.
Meanwhile, Blackmist plays chess in his pajamas while weirdos stroll by outside.
Meanwhile, Echo plays chess with her first mate while Farflight wanders around naked as a jay-bird and sporting an early-morning greeting that I assure you is standing at full attention behind that chessboard. (Echo finds him distracting. Or possibly chess is just hard.) (2021 bonus: Will imgur let me keep this up?)
Bounce got a toy! She decides to play with it in risky locations, making me wonder if it's actually possible for Sims to drop their handheld games in the toilet. I mean, I don't THINK so, but you never know your luck. Or your Sims' propensity for disaster.
As with any Sim household, the bathroom is one of the more eventful rooms in the house. Here, Echo attacks-- uh, I mean, fixes the bathtub. Totally just fixing. She's not actually murdering the bathtub.
Would if she could, I'm sure.
Bounce passes out into her soup. Nobody pays her any mind.
Farflight follows suit. Probably nothing to worry about.
Echo finally enjoys a quiet dinner?
After a round of 'wake up and go to bed,' Blackmist got lost on the way to his own damn bed. (Okay, okay, I just woke them up and let them stop eating. Frequently they're on their own as to where they decide to sleep. Autonomy amuses me. Echo and Farflight usually take the blue bed in the bedroom, while Bounce and Blackmist take the green bed floor-bordered off in the great room.)
Luckily, everybody's friendly enough that nobody cares where they sleep anymore.
I swear to god this was not their fault. Lightning struck their trash can! Barrel! Thingy!
They're all Fortune Sims. Farflight rolled a want to buy a pricey painting. ... Obviously I need more expensive wallhangings, because this was the only one above the want-target pricetag that wasn't LUDICROUSLY over the want-target price tag.
Echo-- honey-- I know it's raining and that's fascinating, but... maybe find a different window, sweetie? Because ow. (Of course she's thinking about woohoo. If I leave them alone for five minutes, that's all they do.)
That awkward moment when you make Sims of your OCs (and other people's OCs), throw them in a house together, engage ACR, try to keep their wants up by sending them on a date, and they roll wants that are so hilariously out-of-character that you're torn between 'hahaha what no' and '... that would be so funny.' (Totally normal for Sims, but Echo has lived in my head for like a decade now, and she spent most of that time married to her work.)
... You're not relaxing, Blackmist. I don't know what you're doing, but you're not relaxing.
I like to call this one "Do not speak Latin in front of the books."
Of course, if I'm honest, it's 'do not attempt to get your second mechanical point by repairing a computer.' It's hard to tell if Farflight is freaking out or trying not to laugh.
Because Echo with a wrench isn't scary enough, Farflight helps her with body skill.
Here's a crappy yet adorable picture of Echo's new hair! She finally looks like herself. (That hair in standard Pooklet colors will be in the next dump. If anybody wants it in Echo's new shade, let me know.)
Okay, so, I SUPER-WISELY decided as well as letting Risky Woohoo happen, I needed to let ACR allow unmarried Try For Baby. Because THAT'S JUST THE SORT OF PEOPLE ECHO AND FARFLIGHT ARE, they immediately had to try it out. IMMEDIATELY. No chimes, thank Primus, but I went into CAS to see what Echo/Farflight kidlets might look like, anyway.
In conclusion, Echo's worst feature on a boy is the pre-broken nose, while Farflight's worst one on a girl is the narrow chin of doom. Also I have some really, really pasty skins townie-enabled. Fingers crossed for Echo's lips and chin and Farflight's nose, should they ever break my brain by actually breeding.
Echo is not fond of Farflight's stupid golden disk. It haunts her dreams.
And then Echo made friends with Briary just absolutely terrifyingly fast. She walked by as Echo got home from work and I said 'what the hell, let's greet her,' and before I know it, there are going to be redheads taking over the testerhood.
Bounce attempts to make semolina. It goes poorly. ... Bounce totally handled it well, though. (Echo's got all the cooking points because she kept rolling wants for them. Blackmist will sometimes cook autonomously before I can stop him, but 90% of the time, it's something like fruit salad or cucumber soup-- no cooking, just chopping. Farflight stands in front of the fridge and stuffs his face.)
Farflight was once a soldier, and then a castaway, and then a mercenary. And here he is, at the ballet bar Bounce begged me to buy for her (IE, she rolled wants for it), totally autonomously. At least the skull-stereo is fearsome, right?
Adventures In...
Bathing! I've got a 'sponge bath on every sink' mod from somewhere, and Sims totally do not care about privacy if you put one of those floor dividers up. Blocks crying babies, blasting stereos, woohooing couples, and bathing pirate captains.
The lump in the bed is Blackmist.
Snuggling! None of them are very nice but gosh they're cuddly.
See? Cuddly.
Nudity! Bounce suspects she's made a horrible mistake.
But you know, whatever, mistakes are fun.
Adventures in Gainful Employment! Echo's
Meanwhile, Blackmist plays chess in his pajamas while weirdos stroll by outside.
Meanwhile, Echo plays chess with her first mate while Farflight wanders around naked as a jay-bird and sporting an early-morning greeting that I assure you is standing at full attention behind that chessboard. (Echo finds him distracting. Or possibly chess is just hard.) (2021 bonus: Will imgur let me keep this up?)
Bounce got a toy! She decides to play with it in risky locations, making me wonder if it's actually possible for Sims to drop their handheld games in the toilet. I mean, I don't THINK so, but you never know your luck. Or your Sims' propensity for disaster.
As with any Sim household, the bathroom is one of the more eventful rooms in the house. Here, Echo attacks-- uh, I mean, fixes the bathtub. Totally just fixing. She's not actually murdering the bathtub.
Would if she could, I'm sure.
Bounce passes out into her soup. Nobody pays her any mind.
Farflight follows suit. Probably nothing to worry about.
Echo finally enjoys a quiet dinner?
After a round of 'wake up and go to bed,' Blackmist got lost on the way to his own damn bed. (Okay, okay, I just woke them up and let them stop eating. Frequently they're on their own as to where they decide to sleep. Autonomy amuses me. Echo and Farflight usually take the blue bed in the bedroom, while Bounce and Blackmist take the green bed floor-bordered off in the great room.)
Luckily, everybody's friendly enough that nobody cares where they sleep anymore.
I swear to god this was not their fault. Lightning struck their trash can! Barrel! Thingy!
They're all Fortune Sims. Farflight rolled a want to buy a pricey painting. ... Obviously I need more expensive wallhangings, because this was the only one above the want-target pricetag that wasn't LUDICROUSLY over the want-target price tag.
Echo-- honey-- I know it's raining and that's fascinating, but... maybe find a different window, sweetie? Because ow. (Of course she's thinking about woohoo. If I leave them alone for five minutes, that's all they do.)
That awkward moment when you make Sims of your OCs (and other people's OCs), throw them in a house together, engage ACR, try to keep their wants up by sending them on a date, and they roll wants that are so hilariously out-of-character that you're torn between 'hahaha what no' and '... that would be so funny.' (Totally normal for Sims, but Echo has lived in my head for like a decade now, and she spent most of that time married to her work.)
... You're not relaxing, Blackmist. I don't know what you're doing, but you're not relaxing.
I like to call this one "Do not speak Latin in front of the books."
Of course, if I'm honest, it's 'do not attempt to get your second mechanical point by repairing a computer.' It's hard to tell if Farflight is freaking out or trying not to laugh.
Because Echo with a wrench isn't scary enough, Farflight helps her with body skill.
Here's a crappy yet adorable picture of Echo's new hair! She finally looks like herself. (That hair in standard Pooklet colors will be in the next dump. If anybody wants it in Echo's new shade, let me know.)
Okay, so, I SUPER-WISELY decided as well as letting Risky Woohoo happen, I needed to let ACR allow unmarried Try For Baby. Because THAT'S JUST THE SORT OF PEOPLE ECHO AND FARFLIGHT ARE, they immediately had to try it out. IMMEDIATELY. No chimes, thank Primus, but I went into CAS to see what Echo/Farflight kidlets might look like, anyway.
In conclusion, Echo's worst feature on a boy is the pre-broken nose, while Farflight's worst one on a girl is the narrow chin of doom. Also I have some really, really pasty skins townie-enabled. Fingers crossed for Echo's lips and chin and Farflight's nose, should they ever break my brain by actually breeding.
Echo is not fond of Farflight's stupid golden disk. It haunts her dreams.
And then Echo made friends with Briary just absolutely terrifyingly fast. She walked by as Echo got home from work and I said 'what the hell, let's greet her,' and before I know it, there are going to be redheads taking over the testerhood.
Bounce attempts to make semolina. It goes poorly. ... Bounce totally handled it well, though. (Echo's got all the cooking points because she kept rolling wants for them. Blackmist will sometimes cook autonomously before I can stop him, but 90% of the time, it's something like fruit salad or cucumber soup-- no cooking, just chopping. Farflight stands in front of the fridge and stuffs his face.)
Farflight was once a soldier, and then a castaway, and then a mercenary. And here he is, at the ballet bar Bounce begged me to buy for her (IE, she rolled wants for it), totally autonomously. At least the skull-stereo is fearsome, right?